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In the archive I found yet another mockery of my poor friend in Naples. After the story of
"surprise encounter" , here's a hilarious new adventure!

PS: It is recommended reading for adults.

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Inside his home, the third on the left corner, an arrogant man gets out of the shower.
A shower eternal .... not so much to the derision el 'natural excitement for the water that flows through his body transformed from polyphosphates (although now dinner only boiled cod with carrots), but for the unreasonable and even a little unpleasant nuisance pressure almost Monthly non-existent inside of the pipes. It leads to incredible acrobatics companies, such as collect the few drops in the hands cupped together and open them suddenly like a young John the Baptist who baptized the Pharisees on the banks of the Jordan.

Despite wet ground, he decided, before drying, to get a little exercise bike is completely naked. In other words, rather than the exercise bike is a jet.
While there, in front of the mirror he sees the move rhythmically fat gelatinous and is dazzled by the reflection of the ceiling on his skull to Telly Savalas, is shaken by the sudden ringing of the phone.

driiiiin driiiiiinnnn driiiiiiinnnnn ......

uhm ... but who is it that breaks my balls at this hour? I still have to go from neighbor to let me cleanse the body of sunflower oil. UFFFF .....

driiiiiiinnnn driiiiiinnnn driiiiiinnnn ....

- Arrrivvooooo .... a attimooooo! -

ciaf ciaf ciaf ciaf ciaf

- Hello? -
- Marco? -
- Yes? Who is it? -
- I'm Lara, Marco ...-
- Oh ... hello ...-

taken aback realizes he's completely naked in the hallway (with a lake at the foot) and the sound "Lara" something has moved, and it was not the cat ...

- Hello Mark, I wanted to tell you that I was imagining your beautiful smile ... your teeth as bright as advertising Mentadent ... and this smile was a smiling face ... those eyes smiling and I was glad to see this smiling and this joy inside of you, and rediscover it in me! -
- Thank you Lara, you really are very nice ...-
meantime, the cat, avoiding the puddle, he came up looking surprised something undefined that may have started to fly ...

- Yes Mark ... I wanted to ask him to ask if there is ... er ... yes in other words if you like ... uh yeah ... eh wait! -
- Excuse me? -
- And no ... no ... if you like to go ... no ... uh .... no go tomorrow evening ...-
- Sorry it's all right Lara? -
- Yes ... yes ... Mark is just an excuse .... (whispers) ... nun sailor mama fuck me or break '... excuse .... I am sorry ... I tell you? -
- You wanted to ask me something? -
- Yes.. I'm getting married ... uh ...-
- How? -
- Ah yes ... I will move her tits .... ahem ...-
- Sorry ... I just washed my ears have not heard ...-
- NO talking to ... I asked my sister if you can move into another excuse ....-
- Ah I see ...-
- Yes .. you go out with me tonight? -
- Um ...-
- I put that camicettina scollacciata you like so much ...-
- Um ... AHI !!!!-
- What? -
- No no ... sorry ... (whispering) and you're down ... Gattaccia puss away ...-
- Marco? -
- Yes I'm sorry I had a setback, I just got out of the shower and ... ah ... ah ... fuck AHIAAA ... sorry ... oh -
In the middle of the room a naked man try in vain to cross your legs to protect her from the clutches of the hungry cat what he holds most dear and that has suddenly attracted the attention of the cat ...

- I'm sorry .... Lara aspe ...

MIIIIAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .....

Man tries to chase away the cat. A hand holding the phone, the genitals and the other protects the foot trying to push away the intrusive cat ...

- Via viaaaa ... go .... AHAAAAAA -
The cat did not leave and scrub nails on a spring ass ...
Then the man always protecting grasps with a hand duster left nearby, getting rid of the foul in the folds of swollen legs. Fluffy begins to shake, but the cat with a clever turnaround worthy of Zenga's largest parade in the golden years in which they posed as an unrepentant playboy, avoids the arrow, he threw himself sideways, jumps and nails on a spring hand ...

- Mark are you there? -
- Yes Lara ... give me a second ... I just got out of the shower -
Tears were now mixed with sweat and water remained ... the cat resists without mercy for a man now naked and helpless at the mercy of anyone. The turn around with shaggy hair and the spring two or three scratches on my ass ...
When all seems lost and now the next step is the discovery of the true character of your pet or cat bugger, man is saved by the gong, even from the Drina. The doorbell rings and the cat runs away!! The ass is safe!
But do not.
Unfortunately, as is the custom in all the condominiums in Naples, the neighbors are free to come and go as they please, even taking free things in common use such as sugar or milk directly from the cupboard and even without saying goodbye to the owner. It is said that even some single women or left alone at home while her husband is at work with chronic colitis, come from the nearby solitary and borrow it for a few hours his pink shaft of pleasure, then everything is as before and moans the proceeds to give you when we meet in the lobby.
For yet another unfortunate case of Mrs. Carmela third floor, 75-year old conservative, strictly widow and perpetually dressed in black with a shawl over the head with embroidered names of his children, or Immaculate, Casta, inviolable and Ugo (The first two nuns, the priest and the third male porn star), enter without permission.
From the mouth candida did not say a bad word in the last 75 years, leaving only an AH and collapses supplication.

But the cat is gone.

- Oh ... here I am .... I am here ... well ... the proposal is attractive ...-
- Accepted? Really ...? I knew that behind that beautiful smile is a man as sensitive as the ass of a baby ...-
- right by you ... step to take in two hours? Would you like? Just do not talk about butts ...-
- Siiiii Siiiii .... (whispers) by Lasse uaiò Mom, you're ... you iatevenne and homelands, and he said yes ....-
- Okay ... so after Lara!! -
- Ok ... hello ... CLICK! -

Man does not actually make of the situation for at least two minutes, when he finally realizes that:

• the naked buttocks with bleeding to the point that there seems to be a past Zorro homosexual
• is in the throes of an erection but does not know where his penis is over
• there's a lady fainted on the floor with a rosary in his hand
• the door is open and the neighbors look at him appalled he had never imagined that a respected professional games were dedicated to sado-masochistic
• just said yes to a girl who wants to fix and would be willing to do anything to it.

This makes full-time and full of joy ....