- Hello! -
-Say Hello boy! -
-Well ... I really almost forty years, thank you boy! -
-Oh, oh, oh boy ... sorry! Tell me anyway! -
-Here ... I would be seriously interested in following his course of Thai-Boxing
-Well, well ... why? -
-Well ... I would broaden my experiences! -
See-boy, Thai Boxing is the supreme art, here we have the hand heavy, I tell you not to scare you, but because you do not have a bad experience! -
-No problem, I have some experience martial! -
-Oh yeah? What we hear? -
-Well is a master of karate-
-Oh oh oh ... I understand, I understand ... well see here is completely different. The shots that are exchanged in Thai are the toughest in the world, here you will learn to kill, you know -
Yes, I understand, it's true we do-just pretend
-Eh, eh, eh ... I see that we are moving in harmony ... -
-Well, it depends on what station we! -
-Eh -
- Nothing, nothing ... must have been the hardest blows of the world ... -
-Okay ... so we started immediately! Now I'm one of my best students, "BIKAPPAAAA !!!!"-
- Um ..." Bikappa? Excuse me teacher, but that name is that? -
-Do not you know? Here everyone has a nickname fighter! -
-Ah I see, as the pilots in Top Gun? Maverick, Goose, Iceman? This stuff here? -
-course! Do you understand the fly! -
- Thank you, will always be the hardest blows of the world that I have avoided! However, that nickname is? -
- Bikappa, are the initials! Is going to Burger King! -
-The name is promising ... the guy is obese or has been plating? -
Six-nice guy, but I recommend you protect yourself! Here it is ... the cross on the gloves! -
-But I have to put your gloves? I'm better off without! -
Ah, ah, ah ... ok, we put at ease by children of the schoolmaster karkadé-
giggles as background
-good, or great master, thank you for this concession. Hey, but these helmets with visor resist? I do not seem very strong! -
- no joke! These visors are to bear the blows of the most powerful world! I've tested it myself! -
Oh do not doubt it! -
-speak that you'll never hit anything but the chocolate bars! -
-right, or high! At best I have come to boards, tiles, bricks and stones ... I'm sure even a visor polyvinyl polivinipirrolidone strengthened and shaped by the sweat of his students is more than enough-
-ready ... Well! FIGHT! That's ... good ... come on, all right ... oops ... yes ... no ... ummm ... ok ... enough -
KRAAAAAKKKK ....
-ouch! -
Silence as background
- Enough, enough! -
-Why not continue? -
-Ehmmmm .... Bikappa ok, give me a helmet and go to the infirmary for a moment ... Ehmmm-
Murmur in the group.
Hey-, or high, but loses Bikappa bloody nose and a black eye! The visor has run route !!!!-
Yes, supplies are poor! -
-The King of Switzerland does not seem much in itself ... maybe we should give him a 'aspirin? -
No, then I'll be good boy ... the first lesson is over. ... Unfortunately, I do not know when you do another, you know ... with the helmet broke, however, the lessons do not you do pay! -
-Thanks, but I promise that next time will be my ego ingioiarsi of vile gold? -
-Eh -
-Nothing, nothing ... do you think the helmet or high, I'm going! I look forward to being attacked out of here and experience one of the terrible deadly techniques that I learned today! -
-Okay, see you soon! -
- Yes ! On these videos, even visors! Oss master! -
-Eh? -
ossapevo-No, it's just the ringing in your ears for the world's most powerful shots! Greetings! -
PS: Thaiboxer that I do not want to hurt. Most are highly trained and talented. This is just a joke on some "characters" that are everywhere whatever! Then have them tell a lot about us!
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